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Friend Demotivational Poster


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239755
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm, #238186
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am, #237965
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm, #237954
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm, #237953
they always do


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by templar13

- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm, #236132
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am, #236112
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #236093
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm, #222006
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221989
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm, #221987
5weet


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am, #220635
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm, #220506
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm, #220453
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm, #247141
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am, #246382
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm, #235126

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm, #235068
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235064
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm, #235062

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am, #235055
very true...


TRUE FRIENDS -




A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't


TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by DLM4

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm, #243380
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by a**ociation.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm, #189710
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm, #189703
Nice


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




MUSIC - It provides us with strength when we are weak. When we are sad it gives us joy. It is truely the one friend that will never abandon us.


TAGS: music sad friend joy
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:26 am, #219480
It's like a a doctor that makes you feel like you want to
rerun - June 1, 2011, 5:37 pm, #219447

Post to motitwist


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm, #242939
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm, #239195
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm, #149038
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

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Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #223064
Nice! 5L


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm, #252908
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am, #233007
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am, #233006
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm, #232990
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm, #232986
You too?


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.44/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm, #237351
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.95/5

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jonny5 - February 4, 2013, 1:16 pm, #243182
The tiger wants to 'understand' how good you'd taste with ketchup.


KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. - Michael Corleone




YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am, #230650
Freaking awesome!


THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


TAGS: inc*** saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.63/5

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm, #232991
This is high-larious :D


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm, #201653
He is just with him for his mind


BEST FRIENDS - They ALWAYS have your back




MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Ism

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm, #248179
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm, #241272
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am, #241206
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am, #241199
:-D


JUST FRIENDS -


TAGS: friend hurt dream smile
Rating: 4.61/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 4:20 am, #224618
nice...


FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.


TAGS: dogs cats friend
Rating: 4.59/5

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Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 5:00 am, #186891
MJ would be proud...
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 11:44 pm, #186857
Like a popsicle !
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:43 pm, #186856
I think he's tasting that feline.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


Jim Morrison -




CHOOSE WISELY -


TAGS: drunk friend foe
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:45 pm, #250989
...uh...
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:56 pm, #250984
also contact me at yahoo
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250983
You got that right


FRIEND ZONE - The crushing loneliness of knowing the one you care the most for is unattainable.




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read


TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:05 pm, #239074
Do any of your other "friends" look you dead in the eye while taking a dump on your carpet?
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm, #172008
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am, #257270
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am, #232471
This has to be remembered...;)


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am, #228697
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am, #228603
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


GOD -


TAGS: people common imaginary friend mariand
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by mariand

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:23 am, #233009
Sooo shared! xx
mariand - April 9, 2012, 12:00 pm, #232980
ipa, this poster doesn't say that God exist or it not exist... it just say that most of the people believe in a God... what for do you need a proof?
ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:37 pm, #232031
one last comment. I never said god existed, i just asked for proof of postion. to all is say believe/disbelive as you will, just just dont put it in my face with out proof
rerun - March 24, 2012, 9:42 pm, #232005

I have a great idea. Let's not continue to comment on this poster. I forsee trouble brewing here. End it now.
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:19 pm, #232004
nice one Mariand... 5L
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:16 pm, #232003
I'm not going to play any sides specifically, I'm merely going to ask one question: You said, "unless u can prove it it aint a fact" (copied from your post), now the question: "Where's proof that he does, in fact, exist??"
mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:51 pm, #231999
@ipaprime... I believe in God, but if you can't tell me that you've seen Him, if you can't tell me you've touched Him, then He's only your imaginary friend... OUR imaginary fiend.
caveman - March 24, 2012, 7:36 pm, #231997
Ipa just relax,i belive in god but i find this poster funny, hell i've made some posters like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2012, 7:34 pm, #231996
You see. To us it is a fact. It's unimaginable that there is a magic man in the sky.......There's no debate. But this site is not about religion...make a funny pro Jebus poster and we'll 5 it...for the funny...not the delusion.
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 7:17 pm, #231994
Welp, ips, I checked…Moti-f-a-k-e…not Motifact. But, I must step aside, every time I type in ‘ipa’ the fridge calls, and who am I to argue in this absente reo situation. Serious, start a thread. I hate 255 charms or less when serious banter is coaxed.
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:05 pm, #231991
ipa, you're making a 'russels teapot' argument.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:31 pm, #231990
or it looks like thats what you are doing.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:30 pm, #231989
my thing is people make statements like this as if it is a proven fact. unless u can prove it it aint a fact. i dont care what u believe in just be prepared to back it up if u try and say its a fact.
Greeny - March 24, 2012, 6:10 pm, #231988
It looks like Alanis Morissette's
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 5:18 pm, #231981
Ipa; start a thread, call it rhetorical religion. That way you can turn a minor Tourette into a full blown facial tic. As for this pic, and seeing those hands, I’m just enjoying the thought that God is a Lady….kinda like a reverse LeRoy Neiman cartoon…….
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:25 pm, #231978
It was a rhetorical question ipa. =)
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 3:12 pm, #231977
any 1 I dont care
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:10 pm, #231976
Which one?
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm, #231975
does
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm, #231974
Thru the use of science please PROVE god doen not exist
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:32 am, #231964
n-i-c-e


FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"


TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm, #141018
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #116460
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm, #116459
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm, #107782
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am, #107611
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am, #107603
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am, #107596
no name again?


LONELINESS -




TRUE FRIEND -




INTERNET FRIENDS - hopefully they don't visit.


TAGS: friends
Rating: 3.6/5

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ICEMAN - April 6, 2011, 7:53 pm, #215881
And Charlie Chaplin ruined it for Hitler.
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:29 pm, #215874
Yes, yes he did. And 70's p*** took care of all the rest.
Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:25 pm, #215871
Hitler really ruined that mustache style for everyone, didn't he?


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.47/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm, #179480
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm, #86779
Canadian gold.


QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am, #173620
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230444
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230417
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am, #230403

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #220613
Good one.


ADDICTION -




APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?




HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223537
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am, #223530
WOW!!!... 5 bees


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.


TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am, #245641
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm, #245547
That's a good friend


COMPLEXITY - My friends are embarrassed by how the simplest things in life amuse me, I’m embarrassed by how simple my friends are


TAGS: friends life world funny down
Rating: 4.85/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:33 pm, #221625
Beaut!!! Gotta wonder why kids are always happy and adults aren't, right?
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221543
Nice poster caveman.
Greeny - July 17, 2011, 10:19 am, #221479
nice!
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 9:10 am, #221478
Who you calling 5imple?...


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:14 pm, #171771
Friends with Benefits always make you smile...5/5
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:12 pm, #171770
Good fake anything.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:08 pm, #171767
Nice one.


WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm, #197740
5 nibbles for Bruce!


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am, #219314

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


AQUAMAN - Not so super friend


TAGS: aquaman superfriends cartoon
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:00 pm, #183131
Only because Southwest lists the Pacific ocean as a hub. US Airways only has connecting flights to the Hudson.


GONE WITH THE WIND -


TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm, #239723
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm, #239703
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !


FLIRTING -




TRUSTING FATHERS -




DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm, #231014
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm, #231010
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #230376
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm, #230310

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am, #230277
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


BFFS -


TAGS: best friends
Rating: 4.94/5

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LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:20 pm, #202530
that's adorable!!!


MONEY -




WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.




FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am, #229475
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am, #229399
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am, #229398
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


REAL FRIENDS -




SINGLE LIFE -


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am, #234148
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm, #234066
Nice.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am, #234058
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am, #234054
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


IF - You want true love Buy yourself a puppy


TAGS: men best friend
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 28, 2011, 7:31 pm, #219306
Buy a puppy who will (maybe) show u more affection than a woman and that cat together
Sean - May 28, 2011, 4:57 pm, #219297
They both look like they're watching the dog lick himself, or their dude scratch himself (same geography involved either way).
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:59 am, #219289
In this case, you will want to get a kitty. (A kitty whose attention is on you, not directed to something on the floor!)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:11 pm, #219258
very nice
Sho - May 27, 2011, 3:39 pm, #219257
Thx
Reality Lord - May 26, 2011, 7:33 pm, #219221

awe5ome dude


DUTCH OVENS -


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm, #207961
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm, #207924
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207921
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm, #207920
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207919
Granddad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207918
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm, #207917
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207916
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207915
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm, #207914
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm, #207912
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm, #207911
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm, #207894
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207891
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207890
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm, #207889
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm, #207888
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm, #207886
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm, #207884
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am, #207827
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am, #207776
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm, #207729
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm, #207727
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm, #207726
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm, #207724
I don't understand?


IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.


TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ElleWhyInIn

EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm, #236850
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm, #236825
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am, #236816
5L for truth


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm, #230533
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm, #230524
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm, #230450
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at plantcycle.org@gmail.com
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm, #230449
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm, #230225
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am, #216457
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm, #216359
Cute one CBaked.


LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP - That's what the best friendships are made of.




Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am, #253874
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am, #253853
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am, #253844
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm, #253833
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


REPLACEMENT -


TAGS: man s best friend
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - May 22, 2011, 6:53 am, #218901
Be5t family dog there i5!


PSYCHO CHICKS - Great for Youtube Lousy for girlfriends




VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Jnthn Z

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm, #243736
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm, #192136

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm, #192121
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


A JOURNEY - is best measured in friends, rather than miles


TAGS: journey friends
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:51 pm, #242600
Some journeys can severely try a friendship.


JUST WAY MORE -


TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am, #218482
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #218468
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm, #218393
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm, #218388
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am, #218362
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure


BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am, #135275
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm, #134827
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm, #134826
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm, #134710
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #134673
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


DOGS - There's a good reason why they are 'Mans best friend'




WE ALL HAVE ONE -


TAGS: spoiler friend ending mouse
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by gas

caveman - August 11, 2011, 1:54 am, #222875
and... fa5ed
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:18 pm, #222870
lol yes. one of my friends is an expert in that, especially with movies (btw, that's dedicated to her xD)
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 11:03 pm, #222869
That's why I read the dictionary, I like the way they explain everything as they go along.


SURPRISE -




FRIEND -


TAGS: friend flower pick tear rot
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm, #236662
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236656
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm, #236624
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


BE MY FRIEND -


TAGS: facebook friends life
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:08 am, #227419
Friend wh***. This is what their Facebook looks like.


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am, #176677
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176676
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176675
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am, #176674
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am, #176673
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am, #176672
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am, #176671
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am, #176658
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am, #176657
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am, #176642

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am, #176641
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm, #174241
5 lions you've conceived.


A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them


TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm, #227841
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm, #227839
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am, #227799
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super ***y) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am, #227796
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #227758
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am, #227743
More Good Stuff !


FRIENDSHIPS - What do they mean to you ?




FRIENDS - You dont win friends with Salad


TAGS: simpsons salad friends
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by halfback

TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 12:08 am, #97529
Homer J and the family (sans lisa) chanting "you don't win friends with salad""you don't win friends with salad". I can see it in my mind (which has slightly better picture than my TV). I hope that show goes on forever.
Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:02 am, #97523
I'm hungry now. =/
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:33 pm, #84784
I almost expected a "when you see it..." ... but nope... nothing to see here.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 6, 2009, 12:08 am, #84484
I just had to say, that looks like a really good salad! Salmon, red peppers, fresh mozzarella, black olives, a**orted greens...hell, I'd like that.


The Lucifer Effect -


TAGS: friends enemies heaven hell humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 15, 2014, 6:14 am, #258868
Thank you sir... :)
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm, #258858
5/f
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm, #258857
Man, I love this one


...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."




HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm, #238731
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm, #238669
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am, #238665
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm, #238659
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


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